Sex on the first date?

Having sex on the first date is like eating cake before dinner: it ruins the appetite for all the things that are actually good for you.

Saudi gays: do they need a helping hand?

How very peculiar: 845 Saudi Arabian visitors to this blog, second only to the US visitor number. As I have a way to track it, all of them used the keywords "gay sex" in Google Pictures search. Seems like there's an unsatisfied demand in the market there. Just send me a line, we'll take it from there.

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There actually is a number of ways to boost your sexual drive with food. I have collected some free tips about aphrodisiac food. Please have a read and let me know what you think!

Figging - A Driving Force Of Global Colonialism?

Just when you thought you knew about every possible sexual practice - or at least have seen it in an episode of South Park - there comes up something new. A truly humbling experience.

Figging is a practice of sticking a piece of ginger up the anus (or sometimes the vagina) that was common in Victorian England. The burning sensation it causes does not damage the mucus and is supposed to be very arousing. Could this have been the hidden driving force of the British Empire expansion in the 19th century? It is rather easy to imagine how those suspiciously hyperactive Victorian gentlemen were driven to colonise half the world, invent most sports games and half the  modern technologies that we still use, by the burning sensation in their anuses.

There actually is a number of ways to boost your sexual drive with food. I have collected some free tips about aphrodisiac food. Or you can also make the taste of your ejaculation more agreeable by consuming certain kinds of food.

Please have a read and let me know what you think!

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Travel  yarns:

• Amsterdam Without Prejudice
• Sperm Shakes Recipes
• Sensually Transmitted Wanderlust
• Amsterdam: Where has all the spunk gone?
• One Day In Bangkok
• Morocco's Wonders
• Budapest's Turkish Baths
• New York: The Ultimate City Experience
• Moscow: The Splendours of the Wild East
• Prague: In The Land Of Whimsy
• Buenos Aires: Passion And The City
• Nifty Noshing - Ethnic Delights In The Privacy Of Your Home

Where Has All The Spunk Gone?

See also here:

• Aphrodisiac Food
• Amsterdam Without Prejudice
• Sperm Shakes Recipes
  
• Sensually Transmitted Wanderlust
• Figging: When You Thought You Knew All About Sex!
  
• One Day In Bangkok
• Morocco's Wonders
• Budapest's Turkish Baths
• New York: The Ultimate City Experience
  
• Moscow: The Splendours of the Wild East
• Prague: In The Land Of Whimsy
• Buenos Aires: Passion And The City
• Nifty Noshing - Ethnic Delights In The Privacy Of Your Home
  

Last weekend Gay Pride came to town. In Amsterdam it is a canal parade. Zonked out attention- seekers in skimpy underwear, bored looking drag queens and an occasional fag hag jadedly bobbed to the rhythm of blaring techno as the overloaded boats slowly passed under the low-hanging medieval bridges.

Year in, year out same feather boas, blue wigs and sequinned boxers are dusted out for the Canal Parade. Ostensibly a gay right empowerment event, in reality it is one worldwide gay meat market, a sure fat chance to exchange bodily liquids with someone new. There is not much going on except for beer guzzling, blowing, snorting, shagging and overpriced disco nights with the same mind-numbing music from the 90s that is supposed to be gay favourite. Even the anchorman on the local Amsterdam TV station that actually bothered to broadcast the tired fest in its entirety kept asking, 'Why has it become so lame?'



Indeed, why? If a specially organized once-a-year event is so jaw-dislocatingly boring, the rest of the year is even less inspiring. Bar proprietors blame the Euro and the net. New currency doubled the cost of going out and online dating services took over the social routine of mixing and mingling with real people. These days you can land a lay with a click of the mouse for the price of your monthly ADSL subscription that in Amsterdam is about what you pay for five Baccardi Breezers.

It may also be that when being gay has stopped being political it took away the fizz of being different and having to stand up for your rights. Now it just boils down to the same old shag. After all sex is the only thing that unites the so-called gay community.

Trying to compete with Gaydar and Chatboy.nl, all Amsterdam's gay discos have installed cruising facilities, so nowadays a lot of action takes place on the premises. The icing of the going-out cake has become the cake itself. You do not need to socialize, dance around, stay on the prowl - you can just go upstairs, pounce, shoot and go back home. The chasing has been removed from the chase, all is left is the shortcut to ejaculation. The energy that used to go into dancing and having a good time now goes directly on sex. Dance clubs offering easy solutions for the punters have morphed into semen-exchanging facilities.

Amsterdam gay night life has become as flaccid as a post-coital penis. There is no need for it to stay hard all night. It gets spent before anything starts.

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There actually is a number of ways to boost your sexual drive with food. I have collected some free tips about aphrodisiac food. Please have a read and let me know what you think!

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See also here:

• Amsterdam Without Prejudice
• Sperm Shakes Recipes
  
• Sensually Transmitted Wanderlust
• Figging: When You Thought You Knew All About Sex!
  
• One Day In Bangkok
• Morocco's Wonders
• Budapest's Turkish Baths
• New York: The Ultimate City Experience
  
• Moscow: The Splendours of the Wild East
• Prague: In The Land Of Whimsy
• Buenos Aires: Passion And The City
• Nifty Noshing - Ethnic Delights In The Privacy Of Your Home

Gourmet Sperm Shakes - Healthy & Tasty Flavours

 

You don't need me to tell you about the benefits of consuming freshly wanked sperm: it's low-calorie, it's rich in protein, it's chockablock with complex amino acids, enzymes and vitamins.

But did you know that the flavour of your man juice is directly affected by the food you consume? You can change the taste of your cum simply by eating certain foods prior to having sex. Your man/woman won't want to spit it out ever again! But what flavour is the best? 

Here's my suggested sperm shake flavour ranking:

1. Carribean Pineapple - sweet and gently aromatic. Just have a glass of pineapple juice half an hour in advance and savour the difference!

2. A refreshing note of Minimalist Mint - an all-time favourite. Fresh mint tea comes (cums?) in handy here.

3. For an extra zing - Japanese Wasabi but not mixed with sushi as it will bring about a totally different flavour. Rather have a bowl of chazuke.

4. Romantic Rose from the Middle East - fragrant and exquisite scent that you can achieve with some rose petal tea.

5. Hearty and robust Wild Raspberry - for best results have a bowl of fresh wild raspberries as commercially grown ones are less flavourful.

6. Exotic Thai Sweet Chillie - sweet and spicy. Have a bowl of Thai Green Curry with its aromas of holy basil, kaffir lime leaves, lemon grass and coconut milk.

7. Zesty Indonesian Clove - deliciously decadent and tropical. The clove-scented Gudang Garam cigarettes leave the sweet fragrance on your lips but it does not travel to the nether regions. For best results I would just infuse a glass of hot water with cloves.

8. Chinese Jasmine - the intense aroma has its steady following. A nice cup of jasmine-flavoured green tea will do the trick here.

9. Sweet Cinnamon - sweet, homely and savoury. A nice cinnamon roll will get you there.

There actually is a number of ways to boost your sexual drive with food. I have collected some free tips about aphrodisiac food. Please have a read and let me know what you think!