Gourmet Sperm Shakes - Healthy & Tasty Flavours

 

You don't need me to tell you about the benefits of consuming freshly wanked sperm: it's low-calorie, it's rich in protein, it's chockablock with complex amino acids, enzymes and vitamins.

But did you know that the flavour of your man juice is directly affected by the food you consume? You can change the taste of your cum simply by eating certain foods prior to having sex. Your man/woman won't want to spit it out ever again! But what flavour is the best? 

Here's my suggested sperm shake flavour ranking:

1. Carribean Pineapple - sweet and gently aromatic. Just have a glass of pineapple juice half an hour in advance and savour the difference!

2. A refreshing note of Minimalist Mint - an all-time favourite. Fresh mint tea comes (cums?) in handy here.

3. For an extra zing - Japanese Wasabi but not mixed with sushi as it will bring about a totally different flavour. Rather have a bowl of chazuke.

4. Romantic Rose from the Middle East - fragrant and exquisite scent that you can achieve with some rose petal tea.

5. Hearty and robust Wild Raspberry - for best results have a bowl of fresh wild raspberries as commercially grown ones are less flavourful.

6. Exotic Thai Sweet Chillie - sweet and spicy. Have a bowl of Thai Green Curry with its aromas of holy basil, kaffir lime leaves, lemon grass and coconut milk.

7. Zesty Indonesian Clove - deliciously decadent and tropical. The clove-scented Gudang Garam cigarettes leave the sweet fragrance on your lips but it does not travel to the nether regions. For best results I would just infuse a glass of hot water with cloves.

8. Chinese Jasmine - the intense aroma has its steady following. A nice cup of jasmine-flavoured green tea will do the trick here.

9. Sweet Cinnamon - sweet, homely and savoury. A nice cinnamon roll will get you there.

There actually is a number of ways to boost your sexual drive with food. I have collected some free tips about aphrodisiac food. Please have a read and let me know what you think!