Russia Says US Has No Right To Speak For The World

In response to Condoleezza Rice's Russia-bashing speech at the Marshall Fund on 18th of September Russian Foreign Ministry officially commented that no one gave her the right to speak on behalf of the whole world.

Public Self-Flagellation As The Last Resort

In Russian such situations are referred to as "Sergeant's widow whipped herself".

Nowhere else but in Lybia Condoleezza Rice threatened that the USA will punish Russia's Georgian blitzkrieg by putting the US-Russia nuke deal on hold. What it means in real terms: US does not get access to Russian advanced nuclear technology and Russia won't accept used American uranium for processing and sorting. No doubt many Russians will be crying themselves to sleep tonight.

The aftermath of the recent Russian campaign in South Ossetia revealed that the West has no leverage left to influence Russia in any meaningful way but resorting to pointless media caterwauling.

Lily Allen - In vino veritas

In a desperate attempt to garner more media attention than Amy Winehouse Lily Allen picked a fight with Elton John at the GQ awards. Pissed as a sailor, Ms. Allen blurted a series of incoherent insults revealing just how much public school affected her chav inner self. Pop king's witty reposte was wasted on her alcohol-soaked brain.

In the meantime, Lily Allen and friends, the show designed to bring the worst of mindless online crap to everyone's living room has been given a go-ahead for its second season on BBC3. Who said there is no nepotism in UK?