Cherie Blair Follows Chantelle Houghton's Suit

If we are to trust Mrs. Cherie Blair and her much hyped autobiography, her significant other, Mr. Tony, advised Gordon Brown on matters of politics. Among other things, he told Mr. Brown "how to win the next election".

Unfortunately, quite like her obvious role model Chantelle Houghton, Mrs. Blair does not seem to be smart enough to know when her own wording gives her out. The very style and nature of other revelations that fill her book reek enough of Big Brother-style chav broad catfight revenge to reduce its credibility to next to zilch. I will not even list her petty and downright boring allegations, like "the leadership deal between Blair and Brown happened at a neighbour's home, not at the Granita restaurant in Islington as was widely reported" (oh how scandalous, so they didn't do it over lasagna bolognese!). If you have the time to waste you can buy yourself a copy. If you a reality TV fan, you will probably enjoy it.

I am absolutely positive that Cherie deserves to marry Preston and be invited to the next episode of Never Mind The Buzzcocks for a nice grill by Simon Amstell. But, quite likely, she will just take it as an exposure boost for herself.